Tales of the Storage Space, Part 67

Imogene had all but given up on RL, like forever, when Homeless Hag finally turned her back on that cray cray, def-not-woke bitch who’d like actually thought Imogene was pregnant.  Homeless Hag looked like all annoyed and impatient, but she seemed to spot something under the reception desk, now that she was turned away from Cray Cray Bitch, snatched it, fumbled it, and then like sent it clattering across the reception desk toward Imogene.

It was a key to Unit 38.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Like OMG Homeless Hag def not woke re $ I owe.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Gave me key!!!

^URSunPC&proud:  Zayum!  Suh w/Cray Cray Bitch?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  < ::poof:: so don’t no…already on stairs.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  But just heard loud thud behind me.

^URSunPC&proud:  Unit #?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  3.

^URSunPC&proud:  Just 3?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Like why u like need 2 no?

^URSunPC&proud:  < never saw u RL but no u better than RL here.

^URSunPC&proud:  So need to no all.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  ?

^URSunPC&proud:  Hahaha but u gotta go RL & get ur stuff.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Sec.

^URSunPC&proud:  K.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Lit!  I’m in!

^URSunPC&proud:  Ur unit?  Evrytin still there?  R u sure?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Why u so thirsty?

^URSunPC&proud:  Ur dad’s carvings still there?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  U the 1 told me 2 put my dad’s stupid carvings in here!

^URSunPC&proud:  < not the 1 told u to tell him u put his carvings in here!

^URSunPC&proud:  Why u goin all salty on me?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Like no reason.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Like I don’t like care if he beats me.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Tooth still loose…

^URSunPC&proud:  < didnt think u’d tell him…

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Like why did u like tell me 2 go ahead & take his stupid carvings?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  U there?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Hmmm?

^URSunPC&proud:  < had an idea.  Thought it might help.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Help how?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  U there?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Hummm?

^URSunPC&proud:  Thought it wud frighten him.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Why wud stupid carvings frighten him?

^URSunPC&proud:  < wrong.  So, so, so very sorry!!!

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  < can’t get all this shit out in 1 trip.

^URSunPC&proud:  Dont take all.


WTFwasImogeneCoca:  What elephant?

^URSunPC&proud:  Say it broke.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Like he’d really like RL like kill me.

^URSunPC&proud:  Tell him when it broke u saw something inside.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  What elephant?

^URSunPC&proud:  But just left it all in ur unit & will get it 2moro.

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  ?

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Dont evn remember an el

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  Oh here it is.

^URSunPC&proud:  Dont really break it!!!

WTFwasImogeneCoca:  How’d u no re the elephant?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *